What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 07:57
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a friend's daughter?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Why don't people like Nickelback?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...